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Ten more spots to have sex on campus

By Lady Marmalade, January 23 2018 — In 2017, Lady Marmalade scoped out the top best 10 spots on campus for getting your mid-semester bang on. Since then, she’s been on the prowl to find more sneaky sexy spots to get partially naked (or fully, if you like the thrill) on campus. So grab some…

Revised U of C Alcohol Policy now in effect

By Ashar Memon and Matty Hume, January 23 2019 — A newly revised Alcohol Policy placing a greater emphasis on alcohol harm reduction, education and awareness came into effect at the University of Calgary on Jan. 15 after months of consultation with campus stakeholders. The Alcohol Policy outlines rules on serving and consuming alcohol in U…

Horniness outside of Sex Week to be punishable by administration

By Frankie Hart, January 22 2018 — In a controversial move, the University of Calgary administration has declared horniness outside of Sex Week non-academic misconduct. All offenders will face immediate suspension from their classes. “This was important to implement as my first big move as president,” said U of C president Ed McCauley. “It’s time…

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