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Get lit with our BSD horoscopes

By Derek Baker, April 6 2017 — Aries  (March 21 – April 19) While dancing in the crowd during Bermuda Shorts Day, you will transcend the mortal grips of  the earth and have an out-of-body experience — it’s all downhill from here. Taurus  (April 20 – May 20) Confused about the concept of BSD, you…

Five hot tips to have an awesome BSD

By Derek Baker, April 4 2017 — The day we’ve all been waiting for is almost here. After a stressful year of school with no end in sight, Bermuda Shorts Day is just around the corner. The last day of classes brings an annual celebration filled with fun and debauchery. This day is also the only…

Your future is cooler than cool — it’s ice cold

By Derek Baker, March 14 2017 —   Pisces  (Feb. 19 – March 20) You will accidentally leave the heating pad on your bed plugged in all day. Alongside the obvious fire hazard, you will burn your ass when you crawl into bed that night. Aries  (March 21 – April 19) You will lick a…

How to cope when the Wi-Fi conks out

By Derek Baker, March 7 2017 —  Last Friday, March 3 saw the University of Calgary’s wireless networks go down for the majority of the day — again. Frustration mounted as students were unable to connect their devices to Wi-Fi, bringing the school on the verge erupting into anarchic chaos. If the Wi-Fi ever crashes…

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