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Four tips to survive living in residence

By Lucas Vautour, March 20 2018 — Students living in residence persevere through many struggles. Whether it’s a Community Advisor pounding on the door for your noisy habits or having to walk from your dorm to Domino’s in the freezing cold, life is tough in res. Follow these four tips to help make your life…

Best places to nap on campus

By Tina Shaygan, March 20 2018 — Looks like you only got three hours of sleep last night — again. Sleep deprivation is a leading cause of stress for post-secondary students and we consistently suffer from a lack of sleep. Hoping to contribute to your terrible sleeping habits, the Gauntlet found the top spots on…

Top places to dump someone on campus

By Danial Kazmi, March 14 2018 — You’re sick of your relationship and you don’t know what to do about it. It’s driving you crazy. You wanted to break up weeks ago but your friends said that it’s taboo to break up with someone so close to Valentine’s Day. They’re dumb. Ignore them. Just put…

The five stages of grief after getting a bad midterm grade

By Gayathri Peringod, March 14 2018 — Grief is an inevitable experience. Whether you’re dealing with the loss of a loved one or the harsh consequences of binge-watching Netflix the night before your midterm, grief occurs in five key stages. It all begins when you hear that the professor posted the marks, impatiently click the…

New U.S. maple syrup tariff creates sticky situation

By Devin Aggarwal, March 8 2018 — In the wake of the recent steel and aluminum tariffs announced last week, the White House took aim at the world again, announcing a 50-per-cent tariff on maple syrup imports. Much like the other tariffs, the United States invoked a little-used clause in a 1962 trade law that allows…

The stars foretell your midterm season in these horoscopes

By Joie Atejira, March 6 2018 — Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20) Asking for everyone’s notes and frantically searching Wikipedia for answers won’t help you prepare for your discussion-based class — only prayers can now. Bless up.   Aries (March 21 – April 19) It’s important to remember that you invited these people for a group-study session and…

Which SU election campaign poster are you, spiritually?

By Frankie Hart, March 6 2018 — You’ve seen them everywhere on your way to classes. Thousands of sets of eyes stare at you while traversing MacHall. You’ve contemplated your choices for the positions, but one crucial question remains — which campaign poster are you, spiritually? Which one really gets you? Take this quiz to…

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