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Recipes to make from the detritus left in your cabinets

By Frankie Hart, March 25 2019 — As a university student, feeding yourself can be hard. The student life is filled with fast food, take-out, Kraft Dinner and instant noodles. That’s no way to get your nutrients. But what are you supposed to make from the assorted scraps that you have? Here are some ingenious…

An apology to campus seagulls

By Calum Robertson, March 22 2019 — The University of Calgary is a place that promotes harmony, with the many staff and students fostering spaces for all. Occasionally, someone may say or do something that causes damage, a crack in the glass of tranquility. I have been guilty of spreading hurt directed at a specific…

SU announces BSD to comprise of large ball pit

By Frankie Hart, March 18 2019 — On March 14, the Students’ Union announced that the upcoming Bermuda Shorts Day will take a bizarre turn. SU president Sagar Grewal announced that after thorough student deliberation and careful consideration of budgeting, the plans for BSD were ready to be unveiled. Grewal stated that the majority of…

Big Chungus loses SU election, campaigns to be mascot

By Frankie Hart, March 15 2019 — Although school mascots are not normally an elected position, campaign posters in favour of a new one have been plastered all over campus. Some posters question the current mascot, Rex O’Saurus, with messages such as “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom sucked” and “Our school spirit is dead because our…

How to pretend you didn’t order Skip The Dishes alone

By Frankie Hart, March 8 2019 — It’s late and you have a hankerin’ for a midnight snack. You’re not committed enough to travel to the nearest fast food joint and get your fill but you won’t be satisfied by anything found in your own home. Desperate times call for desperate measures. You contemplate ordering…

Local parent raises awareness of dangerous video game

By Frankie Hart, March 8 2019 — Amidst parental panic about potential hazards facing children on the internet, a local mother is sharing concerns over messaging she found in her child’s video game. Hannah Hokes, mother of two, has been reaching out on social media to other parents to warn them about the game. “I’m…

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