By Derek Baker, November 29 2016 —
It’s that time of year again. With the combination of final exams, group projects, mall parking lots, festive decorating and family dinners, cortisol levels can skyrocket. Luckily, there’s one thing that we can all turn to during this stressful time of year — alcohol. Here are three new drink mixes to help get you through the chaos of Christmas.
The “Two Exams on One Day”:
Two shots of jagermeister
Two shots of rum
Two shots of tequila
Two splashes of Red Bull
Combine liquors, mix together and pour over ice in a coffee cup to sneak into your exam rooms.
The “My Relative is Currently Defending Trump?”:
Half a shot of Alberta Premium Rye
Half a shot of Alberta Pure vodka
Half a shot of Crown Royal
Half a shot of Polar Ice vodka
125 mL of Alexander Keith’s
Pour all liquors into a double-shot glass. Drop the liquors into the Alexander Keith’s and shoot back this Canadian drink every time you feel like screaming to remind you that at least you live in this country.
The “Sinner in Church”:
One shot of Fireball Whisky
One shot of Captain Morgan spiced rum
One shot Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Fire
Splash of tobasco sauce
One can of cola
First, combine all hard liquors into a highball glass and set on fire. As you watch the small inferno, pour the can of cola into a larger glass. Carefully pour the ignited liquors into cola to extinguish. As you knock it back, the burning sensations of the spicy drink in your throat will distract from the burning sensation you feel on your skin as you walk through the front door of the church.