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Safe injection sites should not require federal approval

By Derek Baker, November 20 2017 — Drug addictions should be treated like health issues, not criminal issues. Unfortunately, the way our governments currently operate suggests the narrative in Canada is still that addictions should be punished. On Oct. 27, Health Canada approved Calgary’s first supervised consumption site, and it’s being implemented at the downtown…

Your future looks very, very cold

By Derek Baker, October 31 2017 —   Scorpio  (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) A Christmas song will play on the radio this week. You will deliberately crash your car to make it stop.   Sagittarius  (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21) It will be so cold out that your hand will stick to the metal…

BREAKING NEWS: It’s hella windy outside

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