The game goes as follows: Think about what you could buy for 17 cents a minute, or save up to buy. Why 17 cents a minute you ask? Each class you take costs $412 (without books, su fees, gst etc.) and each class has roughly 2,400 minutes of lecture time a semester. Ergo, you are paying 17 a cents minute to plop your hung-over, blurry eyed, flu infested, malnourished sorry ass down in the most uncomfortable seats known to mankind. If that isn't an incentive to pay attention, I don't know what is.
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