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Frosh 2017: Real study tips

By Sean Willett Coffee? Red Bull? That’s baby shit. Take the pills that weirdo in the library keeps trying to sell you. But be careful! If you take too many, you’ll die. Positive reinforcement works wonders. Hire an assassin that will kill you if you do poorly on your test. That way, you will have something…

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