Tagged autumn

Your future is spicier than a pumpkin latte

By Derek Baker, September 26 2017 —    Libra  (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) You will stumble upon a neon green pumpkin at the store and bring it home to make pumpkin pie. This pumpkin was radioactive and you now have the ability to breathe fire. Sweet.   Scorpio  (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) You will…

Three student must-haves for this autumn season

By Ananya Parasor, October 26 2016 — In the midst of autumn, everything seems to be falling — the leaves, temperatures, our GPAs, motivation, energy and bank account balances. It’s a tough time in a university student’s life, with your whole existence crumbling to the ground in a cloud of smoke that proceeds to hang…

Fall into your future with these autumn horoscopes

By Beatrice Genilo, October 11 2016 —    Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) Wondering if the yellow leaves are sweet, you will taste one off the ground. You determine that they taste like crisp potato chips.   Scorpio  (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) A squirrel will come to you in the middle of the…

#PSH: Pumpkin Spice horoscopes

By Melanie Woods, September 29, 2015 — Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) When you order your favourite Pumpkin Spice Latte, you will accidentally order a Spicy Pumpkin Latte, the spiciest and vilest of all the lattes. It will burn you from the inside out. Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) You will arrive home…

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