Tagged humour

Big Chungus loses SU election, campaigns to be mascot

By Frankie Hart, March 15 2019 — Although school mascots are not normally an elected position, campaign posters in favour of a new one have been plastered all over campus. Some posters question the current mascot, Rex O’Saurus, with messages such as “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom sucked” and “Our school spirit is dead because our…

How to pretend you didn’t order Skip The Dishes alone

By Frankie Hart, March 8 2019 — It’s late and you have a hankerin’ for a midnight snack. You’re not committed enough to travel to the nearest fast food joint and get your fill but you won’t be satisfied by anything found in your own home. Desperate times call for desperate measures. You contemplate ordering…

Local parent raises awareness of dangerous video game

By Frankie Hart, March 8 2019 — Amidst parental panic about potential hazards facing children on the internet, a local mother is sharing concerns over messaging she found in her child’s video game. Hannah Hokes, mother of two, has been reaching out on social media to other parents to warn them about the game. “I’m…

A Gauntlet night at Denny’s

By Kristy Koehler, February 27 2019 — Ah, Denny’s. The late-night haunt of drunk people and starving students and the early-morning refuge of senior citizens and hangover sufferers. Nothing cures a night of puking up a six-pack of Smirnoff Ice into a bedside bucket like a grease-laden Moons Over My Hammy or an All-American Slam. …

The five stages of grief when your ex messages you

By Beejal Parekh, February 14 2019 — Denial: Your phone buzzes. It’s probably Mom. Or maybe it’s a useless group project member with a thinly veiled excuse for why they haven’t completed their portion of the assignment. Oh shit, it’s your ex. You changed their name to something like “REGRET IN THE SHAPE OF A…

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