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How will you get #pranked this April Fool’s?

By Frankie Hart, April 1 2019 — Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’ll check your bank account and see it’s at $420.69. Nice. Oh wait, shit, make that -$420.69. Oof. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) In a moment of pure karma, your childhood days of pranking will culminate in you being egged and…

Reasons why this Good Friday will be just okay

By Frankie Hart, March 28 2019 — On April 19, there’s a day labelled ‘Good Friday’ on my calendar. What’s so good about it, huh? Oh, a dude died on it? Then why’d you call it good?  Here are some reasons why this Good Friday is just kind of meh: It’s James Franco’s birthday: This…

And so it all goes to shit

By Jason Herring and Frankie Hart, March 25 2019 — The Gauntlet elected a new editor-in-chief on March 7, though ‘elected’ may be putting it kindly. Kristy Koehler received 100 per cent of the vote in the sham election, absolutely decimating her opponent, Young Sheldon from the hit CBS television program Young Sheldon, causing him to cry his wittle…

Recipes to make from the detritus left in your cabinets

By Frankie Hart, March 25 2019 — As a university student, feeding yourself can be hard. The student life is filled with fast food, take-out, Kraft Dinner and instant noodles. That’s no way to get your nutrients. But what are you supposed to make from the assorted scraps that you have? Here are some ingenious…

An apology to campus seagulls

By Calum Robertson, March 22 2019 — The University of Calgary is a place that promotes harmony, with the many staff and students fostering spaces for all. Occasionally, someone may say or do something that causes damage, a crack in the glass of tranquility. I have been guilty of spreading hurt directed at a specific…

Big Chungus loses SU election, campaigns to be mascot

By Frankie Hart, March 15 2019 — Although school mascots are not normally an elected position, campaign posters in favour of a new one have been plastered all over campus. Some posters question the current mascot, Rex O’Saurus, with messages such as “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom sucked” and “Our school spirit is dead because our…

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