City introducing police breathalyzer test, determines if officer is ‘chill’
By Anika Zaman, February 8 2018 — Last Tuesday, the federal government released a new breathalyzer test determining the ‘chillness’ of police officers. Since then, police departments across the country have been trying to cope with this sudden policy change. Newly promoted police chief Paul Isheef, fresh from getting a buzzcut meant to hide his…