Tagged march 5 2015

The future is real, and we know everything about it

  By Kate Jacobson, March 5 2015 — Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20) In a Freaky Friday series of events, you will wake up in the body of Michael Cera. There will be no going back. This is your life now. Aries (March 21 – April 19) You will find out you are adopted…

So it all goes to shit

By Riley Hill and Chris Adams, March 5 2015 — In shit we were wrought. To shit we shall return. The Gauntlet elected a new editor-in-chief and news editor Wednesday night. And by elected, we mean we approved two unopposed candidates we fiercely disliked before they bribed us with loose cigarettes and toothbrush-shivs so we…

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