Tagged october 16 2014

Are students too dependent on technology?

No, using technology in school prepares students for the work force By Zehra Tajouri, October 16 2014 — Modern technology is great. It’s fast, efficient and convenient. But our use of this valuable tool is constantly criticized. Pens and pencils were once the best we had in technology. Now we have smartphones and laptops. Our…

Noted pumpkin spice hater seen with latte

By Melanie Bethune, October 16 2014 — Fifth-year geology major Arthur Langley, also known as that one guy on your Twitter feed who won’t stop complaining about pumpkin spice, was spotted last week leaving the MacHall Starbucks with the infamous latte in hand. Witnesses report seeing Langley taking a long, savouring sip from the white…

Bureaucracy delays Ebola apocalypse

By Andrew Kemle, October 16 2014 — The universe’s department for apocalypse policy and management revealed this week that the planned Ebola apocalypse has been delayed due to bureaucratic paperwork. “Right now we’re simply swamped with claims and proposals for end-of-times scenarios, and we can’t afford to pay attention to the Ebola policy,” stated a…

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