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Horoscopes: September 24

By Clara Sadler, September 24, 2015 — Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) You will be drafted into the Skeleton War. After you die, your bones will rise from the grave to fight for a cause they truly believe in. Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) An off-brand Minion toy that you won at a…

Horoscopes: September 17

By Wei Shen Tan, September 17 2015 — Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) Tomorrow morning you will be faced with the harrowing dilemma of wearing a t-shirt with a bedazzled grumpy cat or a tiger-striped sweater with the word “RAWR” scrawled across the front in green Comic Sans. Either way, it will be a…

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