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What trashy Buzzfeed quiz should you take next?

By Frankie Hart, September 19 2017 —

It’s 3 a.m. and your alarm will ring in a few hours. You haven’t even started the paper that’s due at 9. Unfortunately, you’ve stumbled into an endless hole of Buzzfeed quizzes. You NEED to find out what Disney princess drawn as a fruit represents your soul. Little do you know that there’s a set of quizzes far stranger. Complete this quiz to find out which quiz you should take next.

What option below resonates with you on a personal level?

Parasitic wasp
Traumatic breakfast
Toasty milk
Situational diarrhea
Leg egg

How do you like your memes served?

Stuffed-crust
Cold and moist
Spicy
Crispy
Boneless

What is your biggest fear?

Being replaced by my doppelganger
Spiders for hands
My cat not loving me anymore
Hearing a bird's thoughts
Ass sentience

Your biggest turn on is:

Dinosaur necks
Orange smelly markers
Early-morning dehydration
The word "aubergine"
Fans

What is the most desirable personality trait?

Cold, dead eyes
Object permanence
Illiteracy
A need for speed
A hankerin' for some tater tots

What's the first thing you think of when you wake up?

The anatomy of elf ears
Some juicy pastrami
Grape bubbles in my knees
The death of my ego
Plant sex

Choose an impulsive mistake:

Letting the earth take me
Mom's spaghetti
Cutting off my own legs
Compulsive heterosexuality
Making a nice pudding

How did you find this quiz?

I'm having a seizure
Spiritually enlightening
Bad.
I'm going to write a scathing Yelp review
On the internet

What trashy Buzzfeed quiz should you take next?

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