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What trashy Buzzfeed quiz should you take next?

By Frankie Hart, September 19 2017 —

It’s 3 a.m. and your alarm will ring in a few hours. You haven’t even started the paper that’s due at 9. Unfortunately, you’ve stumbled into an endless hole of Buzzfeed quizzes. You NEED to find out what Disney princess drawn as a fruit represents your soul. Little do you know that there’s a set of quizzes far stranger. Complete this quiz to find out which quiz you should take next.

What option below resonates with you on a personal level?

Parasitic wasp
Traumatic breakfast
Situational diarrhea
Leg egg
Toasty milk

How do you like your memes served?

Cold and moist
Crispy
Boneless
Stuffed-crust
Spicy

What is your biggest fear?

Hearing a bird's thoughts
Being replaced by my doppelganger
My cat not loving me anymore
Ass sentience
Spiders for hands

Your biggest turn on is:

The word "aubergine"
Early-morning dehydration
Dinosaur necks
Fans
Orange smelly markers

What is the most desirable personality trait?

Object permanence
A hankerin' for some tater tots
Cold, dead eyes
Illiteracy
A need for speed

What's the first thing you think of when you wake up?

Grape bubbles in my knees
The death of my ego
The anatomy of elf ears
Some juicy pastrami
Plant sex

Choose an impulsive mistake:

Mom's spaghetti
Cutting off my own legs
Making a nice pudding
Compulsive heterosexuality
Letting the earth take me

How did you find this quiz?

Spiritually enlightening
I'm having a seizure
I'm going to write a scathing Yelp review
On the internet
Bad.

What trashy Buzzfeed quiz should you take next?

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