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What trashy Buzzfeed quiz should you take next?

By Frankie Hart, September 19 2017 —

It’s 3 a.m. and your alarm will ring in a few hours. You haven’t even started the paper that’s due at 9. Unfortunately, you’ve stumbled into an endless hole of Buzzfeed quizzes. You NEED to find out what Disney princess drawn as a fruit represents your soul. Little do you know that there’s a set of quizzes far stranger. Complete this quiz to find out which quiz you should take next.

What option below resonates with you on a personal level?

Traumatic breakfast
Parasitic wasp
Leg egg
Toasty milk
Situational diarrhea

How do you like your memes served?

Cold and moist

What is your biggest fear?

Spiders for hands
Ass sentience
Hearing a bird's thoughts
Being replaced by my doppelganger
My cat not loving me anymore

Your biggest turn on is:

The word "aubergine"
Orange smelly markers
Early-morning dehydration
Dinosaur necks

What is the most desirable personality trait?

A hankerin' for some tater tots
Object permanence
Cold, dead eyes
A need for speed

What's the first thing you think of when you wake up?

Some juicy pastrami
Grape bubbles in my knees
The death of my ego
The anatomy of elf ears
Plant sex

Choose an impulsive mistake:

Cutting off my own legs
Mom's spaghetti
Making a nice pudding
Compulsive heterosexuality
Letting the earth take me

How did you find this quiz?

I'm going to write a scathing Yelp review
I'm having a seizure
On the internet
Spiritually enlightening

What trashy Buzzfeed quiz should you take next?

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