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Which SU election campaign poster are you, spiritually?

By Frankie Hart, March 6 2018 —

You’ve seen them everywhere on your way to classes. Thousands of sets of eyes stare at you while traversing MacHall. You’ve contemplated your choices for the positions, but one crucial question remains — which campaign poster are you, spiritually? Which one really gets you? Take this quiz to find out.

 

How would you describe yourself?

Fun
Serious
Whimsical
Coy

How will you decide who to vote for?

I'll be voting for the cutest candidate.
Whoever's name I manage to remember.
Whoever has the funniest posters. If you ain't memein', I ain't votin'.
A thorough read-through of the platforms on the SU website and the Gauntlet supplement.

What is your favourite SU-organized event?

Stress-Less
Concerts and Events
SexWeek
Cinemania

Favourite bite to get at MacHall?

A burger.
A wrap.
A piece of cake.
A blizzard.

If you had to run for a position, what would your go-to buzzword be for your campaign?

Collaboration
Provocative
Strength
Innovation

What's your typical coffee fix?

A single scalding shot of dark espresso.
A frap. I run on sugar more than caffeine.
Who needs coffee. I just pour Red Bull into my eyes.
I order at random.

Are you a Fire, Air, Earth or Water sign?

Earth (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn)
Water (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces)
Air (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius)
Fire (Aires, Leo, Sagittarius)

What are you watching on Netflix?

Everything Sucks!
Riverdale
The End of the F**king World
Stranger Things

What SU election poster are you, spiritually?

You Got:

 

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