HUMOUR_SUPosters_MariahWilson-7049
Photo by Mariah Wilson

Which SU election campaign poster are you, spiritually?

By Frankie Hart, March 6 2018 —

You’ve seen them everywhere on your way to classes. Thousands of sets of eyes stare at you while traversing MacHall. You’ve contemplated your choices for the positions, but one crucial question remains — which campaign poster are you, spiritually? Which one really gets you? Take this quiz to find out.

 

How would you describe yourself?

Serious
Whimsical
Fun
Coy

How will you decide who to vote for?

Whoever has the funniest posters. If you ain't memein', I ain't votin'.
A thorough read-through of the platforms on the SU website and the Gauntlet supplement.
Whoever's name I manage to remember.
I'll be voting for the cutest candidate.

What is your favourite SU-organized event?

Concerts and Events
SexWeek
Cinemania
Stress-Less

Favourite bite to get at MacHall?

A burger.
A wrap.
A blizzard.
A piece of cake.

If you had to run for a position, what would your go-to buzzword be for your campaign?

Innovation
Provocative
Strength
Collaboration

What's your typical coffee fix?

I order at random.
Who needs coffee. I just pour Red Bull into my eyes.
A single scalding shot of dark espresso.
A frap. I run on sugar more than caffeine.

Are you a Fire, Air, Earth or Water sign?

Water (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces)
Earth (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn)
Air (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius)
Fire (Aires, Leo, Sagittarius)

What are you watching on Netflix?

The End of the F**king World
Riverdale
Stranger Things
Everything Sucks!

What SU election poster are you, spiritually?

You Got:

 

This is part of our humour section.

Comments



Hiring | Staff | Advertising | Contact | PDF version | Archive | Volunteer