Photo by Mariah Wilson

Which SU election campaign poster are you, spiritually?

By Frankie Hart, March 6 2018 —

You’ve seen them everywhere on your way to classes. Thousands of sets of eyes stare at you while traversing MacHall. You’ve contemplated your choices for the positions, but one crucial question remains — which campaign poster are you, spiritually? Which one really gets you? Take this quiz to find out.

 

How would you describe yourself?

Coy
Serious
Fun
Whimsical

How will you decide who to vote for?

Whoever has the funniest posters. If you ain't memein', I ain't votin'.
I'll be voting for the cutest candidate.
Whoever's name I manage to remember.
A thorough read-through of the platforms on the SU website and the Gauntlet supplement.

What is your favourite SU-organized event?

Concerts and Events
Stress-Less
Cinemania
SexWeek

Favourite bite to get at MacHall?

A wrap.
A blizzard.
A burger.
A piece of cake.

If you had to run for a position, what would your go-to buzzword be for your campaign?

Innovation
Collaboration
Provocative
Strength

What's your typical coffee fix?

I order at random.
Who needs coffee. I just pour Red Bull into my eyes.
A frap. I run on sugar more than caffeine.
A single scalding shot of dark espresso.

Are you a Fire, Air, Earth or Water sign?

Water (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces)
Earth (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn)
Fire (Aires, Leo, Sagittarius)
Air (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius)

What are you watching on Netflix?

Riverdale
Stranger Things
Everything Sucks!
The End of the F**king World

What SU election poster are you, spiritually?

You Got:

 

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