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Which SU election campaign poster are you, spiritually?

By Frankie Hart, March 6 2018 —

You’ve seen them everywhere on your way to classes. Thousands of sets of eyes stare at you while traversing MacHall. You’ve contemplated your choices for the positions, but one crucial question remains — which campaign poster are you, spiritually? Which one really gets you? Take this quiz to find out.

 

How would you describe yourself?

Whimsical
Serious
Coy
Fun

How will you decide who to vote for?

Whoever has the funniest posters. If you ain't memein', I ain't votin'.
Whoever's name I manage to remember.
I'll be voting for the cutest candidate.
A thorough read-through of the platforms on the SU website and the Gauntlet supplement.

What is your favourite SU-organized event?

SexWeek
Stress-Less
Concerts and Events
Cinemania

Favourite bite to get at MacHall?

A piece of cake.
A blizzard.
A wrap.
A burger.

If you had to run for a position, what would your go-to buzzword be for your campaign?

Provocative
Collaboration
Strength
Innovation

What's your typical coffee fix?

Who needs coffee. I just pour Red Bull into my eyes.
A single scalding shot of dark espresso.
I order at random.
A frap. I run on sugar more than caffeine.

Are you a Fire, Air, Earth or Water sign?

Air (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius)
Earth (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn)
Fire (Aires, Leo, Sagittarius)
Water (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces)

What are you watching on Netflix?

Stranger Things
Riverdale
The End of the F**king World
Everything Sucks!

What SU election poster are you, spiritually?

You Got:

 

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