By Nikayla Goddard, April 9 2021—
With four positions uncontested and one position contested, the 2021-2022 Faculty of Arts Students’ Association (FASA) council was announced on April 8.
President Mateusz Salmassi, a third year psychology international student, cited budget cuts, … Read the rest
It’s the most wonderful time of the year, or the most hated, depending on your point of view. Posters plaster the walls, the science link tunnel turns into a giant fire hazard, student politicians hand out candy in exchange for … Read the rest
By Cristina Paolozzi and Frankie Hart, February 28 2020—
There seems to be a surge of interest in astrology lately, with the rise of astrology apps and horoscope-themed Instagram pages. We gathered the birth charts of the three candidates for … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, February 14 2020 —
You might be coming out of Sex Week thinking, “Yes, I am an expert in sex now. I know all that there is to know.” Wrong — you are like a little baby. … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, February 13 2020 —
Aquarius
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
In preparation for your date, you’ll practice your little surprise strip-tease dance only to accidentally slip and knock yourself unconscious.
Pisces
(Feb. 19 – March 20)
In … Read the rest
By Gauntlet Staff, January 23 2020 —
2019 was a year so packed to the brim that we waited until the first month of the next year to fully look back on it. With so much happening we needed some … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, January 23 2020 —
In the early afternoon of Jan. 20, a mess was forming in MacHall. A student was surrounded by a fortress-like collection of coffee cups, inconveniencing surrounding students from passing through. She was unaware … Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, January 22 2020 —
Aquarius
(Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)
You’ll be perturbed when checking Co–Star to see that its message is simply, “Where are you?” Oh god, you knew it. You’re living in a simulation.
Pisces… Read the rest
By Frankie Hart, January 17 2019 —
The Board of Governors took a vote on Jan. 10 to dramatically increase the presence of locusts on campus, from zero to upwards of 100,000. Students are understandably concerned about this decision, and … Read the rest
